There’s magic in that bottle: Now go find it

By Jim Campbell

April 22, 2018

No, seriously there is.

Tequila has many medicinal purposes and has stood the test of time.

From personal experience, you havn’t had your fair share of tequila unless you wake up in the morning and your hair hurts.

 

 

The F.D.A. hasn’t even considered banning it.

Please don’t miss the song below:

 

Then it’s just a matter of convincing your director that your failed attempt at magic when you ripped the table clothe off the table sending all the food and glass ware to the floor to be written up as an “‘Audio visual budget expense as a budget item.

Of course that happened to me.

Some things you just can’t make up!

Some serious things you should be aware of if you are interested in developing a relationship with a woman  who enjoys tequila.

 

No tequila goggles needed with this one!

None indeed.

She may be amazing looking at the start of the evening but perhaps not so hot looking when she’s tossing her cookies underneath a table or out in the parking lot.

 

 

Tequila is one of those drinks that you either love or hate.

There’s really no in between. The party doesn’t start until the first person pops open the Patron.

Here are somethings you need to know before you date the tequila girl.

They’ll take their tequila however it comes. A shot, tequila sprite, tequila sunrise, or all of the above.

You don’t ever have to ask her what she wants to drink. The answer is tequila, always.

We don’t chase our tequila, so we won’t chase you either.

We’ll always want to dance.

Just make sure we don’t fall off those raised surfaces.We can hold our own with the liquor and the relationship.

Good luck keeping up.

 

 

We know a shot of tequila cures anything from a bad day to a broken heart.

Which is why Sr. Frog is our number one man.

 Try not to take it too personally.

We will love you  tonight and drop you like a hot rock in the morning.

 We know people respect a girl who can throw back her tequila.

And you better believe we love being that girl. (Source)

 

THE END

 

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